WEASELFACTS

 

A male weasel is known as a dog, a buck, a Jack, or a hob.
We are lucky enough to have all four. Joel is clearly a dog, Bob is somewhat of a Jack (ass), and Jeremy is a bit of a hob (look it up -- it means sprite, elf, or troublemaker). That leaves Chris, the strapping young buck.

A female weasel is actually known as a Jane, a doe, or a bitch.
Look for the band after the show as they try to pick up some bitches.

In the wild, less than 2% of weasels survive to be over two years old.
Comfortably in captivity, these Weasels are all in their twenties.

Weasels are most common where small rodents are abundant.
That certainly does NOT mean that small rodents are abundant wherever you find weasels.

Adult weasels will be anywhere from five to sixteen inches in length.
The band is no exception. Sure that's a wide range, but we all know that it's girth that matters. Regardless, very few things are as frightening as coming face to face with a sixteen inch weasel.

The correct term for a group of weasels is, in fact, "gang."
Despite what you may think, it is not, "band." Or even, "bad band."

Weasels will usually make their dens in the nests of former prey.
Sometimes, however, the weasel will wake up in the morning and notice that his prey is just laying there smiling at him. When this happens, he will run out of there as fast as he can.

Female weasels are ready to mate at a very young age.
But that doesn't make it legal.

 

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